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  • F for Fake

    This is Orson Welles's masterpiece, a virtuoso performance of sound and video editing that co-opts the documentary but is not one. It is the rare postmodern text that's laugh out loud funny, steeped in the relativism of the post war period but not held hostage by it. He appears as himself, sheared of doubts and humanity, in full possession and knowledge of his genius, but he is not the subject (excuse my language) of the film. It's a "film about trickery, fraud and lies," and about two great exponents of those arts, Elmyr de Hory and Clifford Irving. The film is not much watched by people from any generation, met with cold critical reception on release, how can it be Welles's masterpiece? But it is, and is neglected due to its translation from the dross and palaver of our late capitalist society in which relativism extends mainly to the comparison of ledgers, a number of hard, unpleasant truths about meaning, about value, and about our modern oracles, the experts. Or as Welles says of art (or anything): "How is it valued? The value depends on opinion. Opinion depends on the expert. A faker like Elmyr makes fools of the experts, so who's the expert? Who's the faker?"

  • Ferret-Legging

    Ferret-Legging

    The ferret goes in your pants. Your pants are cinched to prevent its escape. Then you stand there while a scared rodent scratches, bites, and generally freaks the fuck out in the vicinity of your manly-bits. He who endures the longest wins. There you have the “sport” of ferret-legging, a Yorkshire coalminer practice now revived at the Richmond, VA Celtic Festival. While I cannot speak for the rest of the Plasma Pool team, I have not personally experienced the joy of ferret legging – nor do I have any desire to do so in the future. But what should be Liked about this particular Stuff is not corporeal, but rather its statement about the competitive nature of man such that he would trap a ferret in his pants for over five hours for no reward but the knowledge that he did what no other man could do. There exists in each of us a compulsion to strive for greatness, and in the course of this pursuit we are capable of unimaginable sacrifice in the name of achievement. Today humanity faces new and difficult challenges, but what drives these semi-sane “athletes” is the same that drives those in more noble fields to cure diseases, create art, and improve humanity in countless other ways. So, thank you ferret-leggers. Just keep that animal away from my junk.  -- Donny Bridges

  • Reactions to the OJ Simpson Verdict

    OJ Simpson Verdict

    Without getting into any kind of commentary about the trial itself or its place in pop culture memory, this video of the OJ Simpson verdict is stunning. Pay attention to 1:24, 2:10, 3:30, 3:59. The camera pans over a near-complete spectrum of emotions, almost oblivious to the murmur of the verdict while the faces hang on to every word. The calm voice at the end advises to "expect the worst." For me, the bizarre essence of the clip is that some idea of "justice" is located somewhere in the physical and conceptual space between the rows of silent faces and the implied source of the unseen voices. The mass of bodies tenses and contorts as an articulation of the disembodied speech of the justice system. I am reluctant to give a reading of all this beyond this cursory description, but one final thing to consider is that our detached gaze is nearly embedded in the perspective of the invisible jury, who sits at the center of the verdict.  -- Scott Coomes

From the Vault

Things that died in 2008.

Our president pledged as primary candidate to staunchly defend individual civil liberties and curb the domestic intelligence abuses of the Bush Administration. As the Democratic candidate, he hedged. As president-elect, he made stunning about-faces, notably on immunity for telecommunications companies who cooperated with Bush's illegal requests. Now, as president, he's continued as many of Bush's abuses as he's curtailed. Also, there was a time when John McCain wasn't an unprincipled, dishonorable bigot. He was quite the man, when he was a man. Then came a succubus to hasten his by then inevitable decline.

Joseph Cotten’s Splendid Sadness

Darren Franich

Orson Welles lists Citizen Kane as his best film, Alfred Hitchcock opts for Shadow of a Doubt and Sir Carol Reed chose The Third Man—and I’m in all of them.

Joseph Cotten

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Joseph Cotten is the great American actor. You can learn everything you ever need to know about this country in the twentieth century by watching Cotten in Citizen Kane (1941), aging from youthful idealism to alcoholic cynicism to miserly witticism; in Shadow of a Doubt (1943), everyone’s favorite serial killing uncle; and in The Third Man (1949), the innocent abroad in a postwar Europe he can’t understand, adrift in a murky sea of unforgivable ambiguity:

Cotten’s Holly Martins is a true raritythe clueless heroand the real thrill of the film is not watching him learn the truth about his oldest friend, about Vienna, about the world he thought he understood; it’s the ever-dawning realization, played out on Cotten’s subtle shrinking smirk, that he will never understand his friend, Vienna, or the world, no matter how much he learns.

You could see Cotten playing a fine Gatsby. Though Cotten’s face seems made to smile, there is always something sad, or angry, or desperate behind his grin. In Shadow of a Doubt, it’s the mask he wears to hide the quiet mania“Good Old Uncle Charlie,” as everyone calls him, a role he plays in between bouts of widow murder. In The Third Man, when he goes to visit Anna one night, she giggles, “You’re drunk!” “Yes,” he slurs, in Cotten’s genteel southern accent, “Sorry.” Another actor might have made it a joke, but Cotten makes the line apologetic, self-deprecating, sounding not at all like a scoundrelhe can’t help himself. Cotten inevitably falls in love with things he can’t have or doesn’t understandwith Welles in Citizen Kane and The Third Man, with women in The Magnificent Ambersons (1942) and Third Man—but just like Gatsby, he never quite gives up, long after the dream is already behind him.

Or you could just as easily see Cotten playing a grand Nick Carrawayfor isn’t Carraway the all-American second banana, recalling for our benefit the most magnificent failure of a man he ever met? What better role for Cotten, tethered inextricably to the legend of Orson Welles. The first time you see The Third Man, you wait for Wellesfor that light-out-the-window entrance, for the cuckoo clock speech, for the desperate chase through the sewers. Welles gives the film its flashbut the more you watch the movie, the more you notice Cotten. It’s remarkable to watch the man’s face in the ferris wheel scenewhile Welles soliloquizes, Cotten says almost nothing, but you can sense a lifetime of crushed dreams in his sad eyesHarry Lime is his best friend. Holly has idolized him, flown to Vienna for him, chased his girl, chased his murderers. And now, Holly knows the truth. Harry Lime is, simply, evilsomething Holly only knows from his awful little western novels.

Joseph Cotten as Holly Martins in Sir Carol Reed's "The Third Man"

Joseph Cotten as Holly Martins in Sir Carol Reed's "The Third Man" (1949)

Can’t you see Cotten as Carraway, and Welles as GatsbyCarraway, carried away by the mad dreams of this strange and outlandish man, and Gatsby, spending a lifetime trying to turn himself into the man he wishes he could be? That is, after all, their exact dynamic in Citizen KaneCotten watches Welles with such longing in those early scenes, it’s hard not to laugh today. Yet half a century on, it’s Cotten who proves the most effective performernot the Dreamer but his acolyte.

Harry Lime, an American who makes big money selling shit medication to foreigners, could be any corporate CEO, building sweatshops in Asia, cutting pharmaceutical deals in Africa, undercutting stockholders. In Harry Lime, we see Enron; in Harry Lime, we see the sort of politicians that lead us to Vietnam, to Iraq, to My Lai, to Abu Ghraib. All they are is little dots, Holly. Would you care if they died? Perhaps we respond more to Cotten now because we have all been mugged by men like Harry Lime and the bitter modern life they have created.

Or perhaps we simply don’t quite believe in great menat least, not as much as we used to. Orson Welles is an interesting performerhis acting never gets enough credit, so willing to explore the grotesqueness of humanity; few performers have done so much with make-up, besides maybe Boris Karloff. And yet, you never quite feel empathy for Welles onscreenno surprise that his best acting roles (Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Touch of Evil [1958]) depend on his characters’ mystery. Cotten is all empathywhen he grins, you cannot help but like him; when he drinks, often to excess, you cannot help but love his tortured soul.

Like few other movies, The Third Man rewards repeated viewingsnot because you learn more on each watching, but because you truly come to understand what a useless protagonist Holly Martins is. He immediately dislikes Major Calloway, the one man in town who never tells him a lie, out of childhood loyalty and a misplaced anti-authoritarian bentyou can tell Holly fancies himself a renegade American in Vienna, and the first time you see The Third Man, that is what he seems to be. You can see the film being made that waythe wry, plucky American boy teaches the English coppers what-for while beating back the Russiansand Holly’s decision to “investigate” proves that he’s probably seen a few Humphrey Bogart movies.

Orson Welles as Harry Lime in "The Third Man"

Orson Welles as Harry Lime in "The Third Man"

As a detective, though, Holly’s not particularly effective. There are revelations throughout the film, but the only piece of knowledge Holly himself procures is the existence of “a third man.” Oh, he discovers that Harry was wrapped up with bad peopleconfirming everything Calloway tells him at the start. As a lover, Holly’s even worsechasing after his dead friend’s girl, he tells her, “Can’t you see I’ve fallen in love with you?” with that same old Joseph Cotten grin, at once joking and not joking. Anna never shows a spark of interest in Holly, which is why that last shot is so perfectthere’s Holly, still thinking he just might get the girl, and Anna, just trying to get away from this silly, stupid man.

Cotten could play more than just sadnessin Shadow of a Doubt, he’s the all-American sociopath. With his family, he is the consummate unclea bachelor, beloved by all who meet him, quick with the wit. He shares a bond with his niece that borders on the unseemlycertainly, there’s more heat between the two of them than between the niece and her nominal love interest. But Cotten’s real depravity is chronologicallike Percy Grimm, he was born too late for himself. Dreaming of a better time, borne back ceaselessly into the past, he takes out his aggression on merry widows, women living off the wealth of their dead husbands. There’s a sexual subtexisn’t there always?but the phenomenal thing about Cotten’s performance is how simply he modulates between insanity and familial gentility.

In The Magnificent Ambersons, Cotten plays precisely the man he hates in Shadow of a Doubt—an industrialist, a new rich, destroying the old world of old money, riding his automobile through town. The Magnificent Ambersons is a difficult film to grasp—at times, particularly in its first half, more beautiful and perfect even than Citizen Kane, and just as often marred by studio interference and lost footage—and one imagines a version where Cotten’s character is not so irrepressibly swell. Yet The Magnificent Ambersons provides the perfect prologue for the Cotten trifecta—Cotten creates the 20th century, and then, in Citizen Kane, The Third Man, and Shadow of a Doubt, lives to regret it.

Cotten combines everything great about the Old Hollywood stars—Jimmy Stewart’s aww-shucks nice-guy demeanor, Bogart’s cynical romance, Cary Grant’s charm. At times—particularly at his most vampiric in Shadow of a Doubt—his stone face almost resembles Buster Keaton. Cotten never had such grand success, but then, he never suffered for work. Unlike Welles, he worked steadily and happily. He was married for thirty years to one woman; when she died, he married another within a year, and lived with her until his death at the ripe old Jed Leland age of 89. His life story is not the stuff of great Hollywood legend. But like the man said: Citizen Kane, Shadow of a Doubt, The Third Man. Throw in Magnificent Ambersons as an appetizer and his little cameo in Touch of Evil as dessert. What else do you need out of movies?

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