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  • F for Fake

    This is Orson Welles's masterpiece, a virtuoso performance of sound and video editing that co-opts the documentary but is not one. It is the rare postmodern text that's laugh out loud funny, steeped in the relativism of the post war period but not held hostage by it. He appears as himself, sheared of doubts and humanity, in full possession and knowledge of his genius, but he is not the subject (excuse my language) of the film. It's a "film about trickery, fraud and lies," and about two great exponents of those arts, Elmyr de Hory and Clifford Irving. The film is not much watched by people from any generation, met with cold critical reception on release, how can it be Welles's masterpiece? But it is, and is neglected due to its translation from the dross and palaver of our late capitalist society in which relativism extends mainly to the comparison of ledgers, a number of hard, unpleasant truths about meaning, about value, and about our modern oracles, the experts. Or as Welles says of art (or anything): "How is it valued? The value depends on opinion. Opinion depends on the expert. A faker like Elmyr makes fools of the experts, so who's the expert? Who's the faker?"

  • Ferret-Legging

    Ferret-Legging

    The ferret goes in your pants. Your pants are cinched to prevent its escape. Then you stand there while a scared rodent scratches, bites, and generally freaks the fuck out in the vicinity of your manly-bits. He who endures the longest wins. There you have the “sport” of ferret-legging, a Yorkshire coalminer practice now revived at the Richmond, VA Celtic Festival. While I cannot speak for the rest of the Plasma Pool team, I have not personally experienced the joy of ferret legging – nor do I have any desire to do so in the future. But what should be Liked about this particular Stuff is not corporeal, but rather its statement about the competitive nature of man such that he would trap a ferret in his pants for over five hours for no reward but the knowledge that he did what no other man could do. There exists in each of us a compulsion to strive for greatness, and in the course of this pursuit we are capable of unimaginable sacrifice in the name of achievement. Today humanity faces new and difficult challenges, but what drives these semi-sane “athletes” is the same that drives those in more noble fields to cure diseases, create art, and improve humanity in countless other ways. So, thank you ferret-leggers. Just keep that animal away from my junk.  -- Donny Bridges

  • Reactions to the OJ Simpson Verdict

    OJ Simpson Verdict

    Without getting into any kind of commentary about the trial itself or its place in pop culture memory, this video of the OJ Simpson verdict is stunning. Pay attention to 1:24, 2:10, 3:30, 3:59. The camera pans over a near-complete spectrum of emotions, almost oblivious to the murmur of the verdict while the faces hang on to every word. The calm voice at the end advises to "expect the worst." For me, the bizarre essence of the clip is that some idea of "justice" is located somewhere in the physical and conceptual space between the rows of silent faces and the implied source of the unseen voices. The mass of bodies tenses and contorts as an articulation of the disembodied speech of the justice system. I am reluctant to give a reading of all this beyond this cursory description, but one final thing to consider is that our detached gaze is nearly embedded in the perspective of the invisible jury, who sits at the center of the verdict.  -- Scott Coomes

From the Vault

Things that died in 2008.

Our president pledged as primary candidate to staunchly defend individual civil liberties and curb the domestic intelligence abuses of the Bush Administration. As the Democratic candidate, he hedged. As president-elect, he made stunning about-faces, notably on immunity for telecommunications companies who cooperated with Bush's illegal requests. Now, as president, he's continued as many of Bush's abuses as he's curtailed. Also, there was a time when John McCain wasn't an unprincipled, dishonorable bigot. He was quite the man, when he was a man. Then came a succubus to hasten his by then inevitable decline.

Neither Here nor There: Continua and Politics

Elliott Callahan

There is an old joke about easing yourself into a conversation in a party. If you want to join in, all you have to do is walk up and say “yes, but where do you draw the line?” and you will immediately find yourself right at the heart of the discussion. The reason this is funny, and the reason it works, is that most everything worth discussing is a continuum phenomenon. Issues are rarely a matter of ‘black and white,’ yet everyone seems to have an opinion about where one thing ends and another begins.

Take an example from ethics. While we all agree that killing is wrong, there are nonetheless cases where it is justifiable if not expected. If a bomber were en route to destroy an orphanage, you would surely have no problem shooting it out of the sky with minimal consideration for the lives of the crew. This is a clear example, but in the grey area between right and wrong is where controversy arises. Capital punishment, abortion and animal cruelty are instances where cut and dry morality breaks down, but where we still attempt to make definitive pronouncements.

0 or 1, there is no alternative

Few cases better illustrate this propensity than attitudes toward sexual orientation. Although we tend to lump people into the convenient categories of ‘gay’ and ’straight,’ the Kinsey Scale and the experiments predicated thereupon show us that this is a misrepresentation of the facts. In reality, sexual orientation involves a gradation from exclusively homosexual to exclusively heterosexual, although for general purposes of discussion, we often shoehorn everyone into two exclusive, and therefore oppressive, categories.

Another example of such gradation can be seen in the biological process of speciation. What line needs to be crossed for a lineage to be considered a separate species? This is a difficult question to answer, because speciation derives from a mounting number independent changes which make interbreeding more and more difficult and/or unlikely. Clearly, horses and donkeys, camels and llamas, and lions and tigers are different species, yet each of these pairs can still interbreed. In these cases, sufficient genetic deviation from a common ancestor has not yet occurred so as to prohibit reproduction, but they are well on their way to being separate species — we are witnessing the transition. Creationists use the absence of a definitive delineation between the concept of species and subspecies to question the idea of evolution. However, there is no line in the sand upon crossing which animals can no longer interbreed, and it’s senseless to demand one for the theory to be valid.

A final example comes from the field of linguistics, in dialectal variation. While we Americans have little trouble understanding British Received Pronunciation, we may have to struggle to parse some accents, such as Scottish, or Cockney. So, at what point does a dialect become a language of its own? Should the criterion be mutual intelligibility? If so, Spanish and Italian should be considered different dialects of the same language, and Sean Paul is not singing in English. Evidently, there is no strict dividing line between dialect and full-on separate language (some have even joked that a language is just a dialect with an army and a navy).


It’s obvious why we would develop a compartmentalizing method of classification. Indeed, deliberation and appreciation of exception may not have been an evolutionarily favored means of decision making to our ancestors on the savanna. But utile perception is not necessarily a faithful reflection of reality, and sometimes, it downright betrays it. This is why we should be careful not to give an absolute answer for the ‘in between’ cases, and to reserve invariable judgment.

Anyone who tries to give you a hard-and-fast rule for delineating issues on spectrum is surely a fool, yet in today’s politics, we are quick to throw out a final answer and call it a day. Issues like gay marriage and abortion pose difficult questions characteristically because there is no simple answer. There is no ‘magic line’ to tell when a clump of cells becomes a human, or what constitutes a family — if someone tells you otherwise, I promise you, they are wrong. Instead, we should approach these dilemmas with sensitivity befitting of their difficulty.

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