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Cosmo Kramer’s Efforts Towards Effecting Community

Kevin Hilke

In “The Serenity Now,” an early ninth-season episode of Seinfeld, Kramer installs a screen door at the entry to his apartment. His indoor hallway neither boasts breezes nor threatens pests—Kramer has installed the door to instill an “Anytown, USA” ethos among the building residents. For his trouble, he’s pelted with projectiles by neighborhood kids. Many of his other social projects have similarly virtuous objectives and mixed results. In season six’s “The Kiss Hello,” Kramer takes a Polaroid of each tenant and posts them all, names written below in bold Sharpie, in the building lobby, aiming to unsettle standard elevator silences and eyebrow raises of false, feigned, or half recognition. Most tenants are delighted, but Jerry, forced by this new system into dozens of kiss-hello greeting situations, despises it. Kramer’s inclination to openness reaches an apogee when he reverses his door’s peephole—in season nine’s “The Reverse Peephole”—so that passersby desiring an eyeful of his scintillating private life can “Enjoy the show!” This ends with Newman narrowly avoiding eviction, Jerry getting his purse stolen, and one Joe Mayo getting ambushed with a sock full of pennies. But Kramer means well.

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