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Stuff We Like

  • F for Fake

    This is Orson Welles's masterpiece, a virtuoso performance of sound and video editing that co-opts the documentary but is not one. It is the rare postmodern text that's laugh out loud funny, steeped in the relativism of the post war period but not held hostage by it. He appears as himself, sheared of doubts and humanity, in full possession and knowledge of his genius, but he is not the subject (excuse my language) of the film. It's a "film about trickery, fraud and lies," and about two great exponents of those arts, Elmyr de Hory and Clifford Irving. The film is not much watched by people from any generation, met with cold critical reception on release, how can it be Welles's masterpiece? But it is, and is neglected due to its translation from the dross and palaver of our late capitalist society in which relativism extends mainly to the comparison of ledgers, a number of hard, unpleasant truths about meaning, about value, and about our modern oracles, the experts. Or as Welles says of art (or anything): "How is it valued? The value depends on opinion. Opinion depends on the expert. A faker like Elmyr makes fools of the experts, so who's the expert? Who's the faker?"

  • Ferret-Legging

    Ferret-Legging

    The ferret goes in your pants. Your pants are cinched to prevent its escape. Then you stand there while a scared rodent scratches, bites, and generally freaks the fuck out in the vicinity of your manly-bits. He who endures the longest wins. There you have the “sport” of ferret-legging, a Yorkshire coalminer practice now revived at the Richmond, VA Celtic Festival. While I cannot speak for the rest of the Plasma Pool team, I have not personally experienced the joy of ferret legging – nor do I have any desire to do so in the future. But what should be Liked about this particular Stuff is not corporeal, but rather its statement about the competitive nature of man such that he would trap a ferret in his pants for over five hours for no reward but the knowledge that he did what no other man could do. There exists in each of us a compulsion to strive for greatness, and in the course of this pursuit we are capable of unimaginable sacrifice in the name of achievement. Today humanity faces new and difficult challenges, but what drives these semi-sane “athletes” is the same that drives those in more noble fields to cure diseases, create art, and improve humanity in countless other ways. So, thank you ferret-leggers. Just keep that animal away from my junk.  -- Donny Bridges

  • Reactions to the OJ Simpson Verdict

    OJ Simpson Verdict

    Without getting into any kind of commentary about the trial itself or its place in pop culture memory, this video of the OJ Simpson verdict is stunning. Pay attention to 1:24, 2:10, 3:30, 3:59. The camera pans over a near-complete spectrum of emotions, almost oblivious to the murmur of the verdict while the faces hang on to every word. The calm voice at the end advises to "expect the worst." For me, the bizarre essence of the clip is that some idea of "justice" is located somewhere in the physical and conceptual space between the rows of silent faces and the implied source of the unseen voices. The mass of bodies tenses and contorts as an articulation of the disembodied speech of the justice system. I am reluctant to give a reading of all this beyond this cursory description, but one final thing to consider is that our detached gaze is nearly embedded in the perspective of the invisible jury, who sits at the center of the verdict.  -- Scott Coomes

From the Vault

Things that died in 2008.

Our president pledged as primary candidate to staunchly defend individual civil liberties and curb the domestic intelligence abuses of the Bush Administration. As the Democratic candidate, he hedged. As president-elect, he made stunning about-faces, notably on immunity for telecommunications companies who cooperated with Bush's illegal requests. Now, as president, he's continued as many of Bush's abuses as he's curtailed. Also, there was a time when John McCain wasn't an unprincipled, dishonorable bigot. He was quite the man, when he was a man. Then came a succubus to hasten his by then inevitable decline.

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I Survived a Taping of American Idol

Aysha Pamukcu

American Idol Judges

There are the bizarre rules: dress in “trendy, upscale” darks; clap with your hands above your head; do not hug Justin Bieber. There are awkward and unscripted moments: an overcome fan bum-rushing the stage to hug Bieber in violation of Bizarre Rule #3, Usher doing a second take of his single “OMG” because the crowd wasn’t adequately pumped the first time, a fifteen-minute search for the fedora Usher tossed into the crowd during his first try.

Sack the Hippie Tyrant Bitch!

Kevin Hilke

The Republican response to universal health care

The immediate reaction from the Republican National Committee to the passage of the historic healthcare bill Sunday night, ostensibly penned by Chairman Michael Steele and intended for the party faithful, is a gracefully deranged gem of ad hominem missives. Now that the Republican propaganda campaign to “kill the bill” has proven unsuccessful, the GOP’s sole substantive response is a fundraising gimmick centered on convincing Americans that the Speaker of the House is one colossal B.

Avatar and the Hollywood Blockbuster

Eric Freeman

Jake and a Monster

It’s the unwillingness to explain that makes Avatar so successful. It realizes that the plot relies on relatively common archetypes that any audience can understand. Instead of trying to make everything plausible, Avatar piles on the spectacle.

The After-Images of Past Crimes

Nate Lavey

Holocaust movies are sometimes meant to be flickering memorials – long sets of jittery frames that force us to remember past events, even if what happens on screen is purely fictional. But cinema always invades the thoughts and memories it didn’t create. So as Holocaust memory gives way to post-memory, Holocaust films give way to post-memory Holocaust films – La Question Humaine (2007) is an important example.

Cocksuckers Can’t Grasp It

Kevin Hilke

Al Swearengen insists Calamity Jane let him pass

David Milch’s Deadwood lays bare the dynamic and discursive construction of subjective experience with unrivaled felicity, clarity, and skill. Milch’s characters emerge, shimmer, and recede too frenetically for us to pull back and examine them as complex wholes. We are instead absolutely stuck, with Deadwood’s inhabitants, in a state of constant, potent experiential flux. Radical contingency reigns, making moments of inexplicable terror and moments of astonishing grace equally likely and equally unpredictable.

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