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Darren Franich
Kara Thrace likes to drink too much and screw too often. She’s great at her job and hates her job. Her pop ditched her and her mom beat her. She hurts people who love her and pisses off everybody else. For one brief shining moment she found true love, then ditched the guy in the morning for a quickie marriage with a man she regularly cuckolds. She is without a doubt the most passionate, insane, terribly real person on TV, even if she lives on a spaceship, worships Athena, and can’t go two minutes without saying the expletive “frak” or one of its derivatives.
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Josh Riedel
I’m really not that good at The Hills Backchannel game, “where fans gather to talk about The Hills as it happens.” The game takes place in what is essentially a souped up version of what we ’90s-era children know as online chat rooms, only everyone in the room is simultaneously watching The Hills on TV. I confess I hadn’t watched the show before I played, so there’s a good chance I made more than a few moves that were totally off, but it turns out this doesn’t matter much. One of the only comments I made for which I earned points was about some kind of wonderbra featured on a Victoria’s Secret commercial. (Yes, you get to comment on the commercials too!) My comment was simply “Stan needs one of those!” People chose my comment as the most popular, and I was, for a moment, the highest-ranked commenter in the room. Surprisingly, though, there is nobody named “Stan” on the show.